Помогите перевести(нормально не как в гугле).

Once when was a young man, I was  travelling  in India . One evening, after hunting in the  forest  all day, I was returning alone to my tent. It was dark . On my right was  a river , on my left, a thick, dark forest. Suddenly I  saw  two green eyes looking  at    me from among the trees . A tiger was  ready jump on me . What could I do? I looked to the right . In the river there  was a big crocodile . I closed my eyes . The tiger jumped right over me    and  was now in the jaws of the crocodile . This  is a true story, believe it or not.